I ordered clothes off the internet 20 minutes ago and they still aren’t here what the fuck
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cute boys ruin my life i hate them so much that i could punch them
in the mouth
with my mouth
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
"Sometimes we must endure suffering in order to achieve happiness" I say, as I shove a burning hot piece of pizza in my mouth.
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

